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Solo artist
Jared
1gig completed
JazzElectronic
About
The Velvet Turnips are a completely fictional moon-jazz ensemble from Nowhere, USA. We perform imaginary songs for time-traveling houseplants, bewildered rubber ducks, and mildly judgmental garden gnomes.
Rates
Past performances
1 playedExperience
- Where
- Chapel Hill, NC
- Rooms
- Bar
- Based on
- 1 show on PlugVerse
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November 2026
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Production Gear
MicrophonesLighting RigSubwoofersQuantum kazoo amplifier
